Fri, Oct 30, 2009

The difference between men and women

Is a beef-cake less or more attractive than a natural body? And are women better behaved than men when confronted with near naked bodies …?

This age-old argument played itself out once again in front of revellers at Guanabara last Monday as the club hosted this year’s Miss & Mr Brazil pageant. As your webmaster and member of the jury I can bring you a unique insight into the many ways in which this ‘difference’ manifested itself.

As you’ll be able to see from the pictures in this article, the quality of the contestants is pretty high this year and it has been a difficult job attributing marks to something as ephemeral as aesthetic beauty.

The first difference is in body transformation. While the female models definitely took a lot of care with their make-up and grooming, they all had perfectly natural bodies and, although most exercise to keep in shape, their shape tends to stay around what mother nature gave them. On the men’s side the situation is quite different: most competitors have pupped enough iron to puff up their forms well beyond the dimensions of mere mortals. There were some ‘natural bodied’ males but most had bigger breasts than the women.

Is a beef-cake less or more attractive? That is difference no. 2. As a straight man, I can’t really judge that well. So I try to use a mixture of second guessing what the women might like plus a general aura of charm they might possess. On the tally up session at the end, I noticed my female counterparts had scored some models in a totally different way. But there are 6 of us and in equal numbers of men and women, so things will balance out.

The third difference was perhaps the most significant: the audience reaction. Although in football terraces men tend to be a vociferous bunch, their reaction to a bevy of beautiful maidens strutting in bikinis had them all paying very close attention and grinning from ear to ear but in a quiet well behaved way. The female reaction to men in swimming trunks was quite the opposite. All favourites were met with a tsunami of screaming, whistling and jumping around from the fevered female crowd. For a moment I was concerned with the candidates safety…. and filled with envy that most of us regular Joe’s never elicit that kind of recption.

Next week the competition hots up as the remaining 12 contestants battle out to for the top prizes . I thoroughly recommend you come examine this phenomena first hand. Don’t miss it.

Photos courtesy of www.elaineduigenan.com

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